Ok, so here’s the deal. I told you I’d gotten two matches in the last week, remember? The dude that looks like someone from Jackson and then the, and I quote my blog from yesterday (this will be importantly shortly) “the no go!” as in I’m not interested it would never work! But I didn’t close the match because I thought that could look kinda rude to close it immediately and the guy seemed to have a decent sense of humor. Well when you close a match eHarmony gives you this list of reasons why you are closing it. So I usually just pick “other” and move on. Why mince words, you don’t even know these peops. Well tonight I sign on and Mr. No Go has closed our match so out of curiousity I click it to see why he thought we weren’t soul mates. THIS is what I saw:

On February 12, 2008, 11:50AM PST Heath chose to permanently close communication with you for the following reason(s):

I think our family backgrounds are too different.
I don’t feel that the chemistry is there.
I want to pursue other matches at eharmony.
I would rather not say.
I think the difference in age between us is too great.
I think the difference in our values is too great.
Based on statements in their profile, I’m not interested in this match.

SEVEN reasons! haha The dude lists 7 reasons why we won’t work. And I might add, one of his reasons is “I’d rather not say” and then he lists SIX more reasons! Now come on! You don’t even know me fool. BURN! love hurts right?
I mean we’ll hope it’s his decent sense of humor shining through and he’s lucky I have a decent sense of humor myself. I can retaliate with a final closing statement, an option I haven’t used up to this point. BUT, no time like the present right? Mu-hu-ah-ah!!! (imagine crazy deviant laughter) It’s ON!!!